Ultra Lounge

Reviews about Ultra Lounge

• 2 / 5

  By Adam Moore
  I have gone 3 times trying to give this place a chance and I just end up walking out. When you first walk in the feeling of Jr. High hits you in the face. If you don't know someone who is a regular, then beware. The clique is tighter than a obese mans jogging pants. I feel like i instantly need to apologize when I walk in, as if I just walked into someone's house without permission. The aroma of the place is a constant mold and basement smell. The bar doesn't seem like it actually serves anything. The bingo night is a joke, and not a funny one. They insuinate free food, but when my friend tried to get a plate a regular insisted the food is not there for him- who was a paying customer. We backed off and instead just left. It can be difficult trying to find a place to fit in and meet others in Cocoa, and The Ultra Lounge doesn't make it any better.
  April 11, 2017
• 5 / 5

  By Jason B
  Fantastic as always.
  
  Ultra Lounge sounds like a crazy club with dancing, singing, craziness etc...
  
  Which it is, normally Thursday through Saturday. Those nights can be epic, with headliners from all around the US, usually starting at 10PM plus. Amazing times, and awesome acts!
  
  That said, that's not really my bag. Ultra does double duty...
  
  Kelly, bartender during the week does an awesome job maintaining a "Cheers" type atmosphere. The staff is always friendly, drinks always cheap, and there's no shortage of things going on or people to chat with. Whether it's 6PM on a Monday, or 1AM on a Wednesday, there's always a small friendly crowd waiting to enjoy a beverage with you.
  
  Sunday is my digs though... "Moose" is the host for bingo, plus people from the community bring food to share... For a few bucks for drinks for the night (and tip for the DJ and Moose), you get a chance to win hundreds of dollars, possibly a dildo, or maybe some smut DVDs. :)
  
  This is NOT grandma's bingo... It's a total comedy show with cutthroat competition, good laughs, and maybe a lot of fart noises. Considering the cost of entry is only a few bucks, you can't buy this kind of entertainment anywhere else in Brevard.
  
  Combine this with free food... Where the hell else would you be on a Sunday night? :)
  
  As an aside, Mike the owner runs a tight ship. Drinks are refilled promptly, the entire place is absolutely SPOTLESS (seriously... NOT a dive bar... One could safely eat off the floor), and pretty much everyone (there are a lot of regulars) are very friendly.
  
  This place is a multitasker... You could bring dad for a beer one night, come see a headlining drag star another, and come enjoy some comedy and free food the next.
  
  If there's a "Cheers" in Cocoa Village, this is it... And that's awesome.
  
  (and to the dude that posted 2 weeks ago about a moldy smell... The heck are you on about? This is one of the cleanest establishments I've ever seen. I'm NSF and ServSafe certified, and everything Mike and his crew do is top notch. Even the bathrooms are sparkling clean. I'm guessing you mixed up another establishment with this one.)
  February 02, 2017
• 5 / 5

  By LIL SCM
  Low key bar. I love rainbow, very colorful. Cheap alcoholic beverages drinks
  June 01, 2016